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In a village near Petersburg a man named Peter ate his first ever burger. He married a girl named Vanessa who told him to try burgers for the first time.
The result was pure bliss.
Slowly his arms descended around her. She moaned again as the delicious chocolate slid across her mouth coating her
tongue in a myriad of creamyness.
The cheesecake icing had the same texture as many things she had stuck her tongue into... but she had to focus. Now was not the time to be
having horny daydreams! Or was it?
Alas the age that she was at definatly proved to be a problem for her. Especially when she looked across the room and into his eyes. Alight with the moons of the galaxies
he was, calling her.
Calling her was so annoying. He had to dial 123-4567. He felt like he was in grade 4 whenever he did it. It played a silly musical song and he detested it. However it was nessesary. Also he had to tell her he was gay.
Now, she wasn't a very accepting person when it came to him and to hear that from him surely scared her. "i'm gay" he said. Her heart stopped beating. "homosexual?" She asked. "no happy!" he replied and together they danced.
Vindictive Revenge Implosion
Juno was lying half asleep in june. her other half was awake. the half that was awake was supposed to be doing calculus in class, but it was too busy trying not to be pulled into slumber by the other half. the epic struggle lasted 5 minutes until finally
she slammed her head on tylers desk.
tyler got mad and told sam not to do that ever again. Sam being the individual that she was slammed her head on his desk over and over. she woke up in the nurses
room
this room in particular happened to be haunted by the spiri of a boy who always wished to be a girl. Everyone wondered why the room was full of dresses and gravitation books.
gravitation made her happy. that and alcohol. oh how she loved her hooch. shed sit at home with a bottle of vodka and her books, perving
over the delisious yaoi goodness.
man on man is so steamy!!! she sighed. but the room hated that she was a girl so it crushed her open with a vindictive revenge implosion.
Labyrinth 2
once upon a time there was a girl who messed up the words "go" and "suck it". Because of her dyslexia she didn't notice. No one told her about it because they were rude. For some reason one day she was the starter of a race. When everyone
was ready she yelled "ready, set, SUCK IT!"
The competitors heads went down and the slurping filled the store. Bens had come up first. He wiped the slurpee from his mouth and grinned while obviously fighting a
headache.
"I'd tke some tylenol if I were you." His grandmother scolded. He shrugged and then flinched from the headache.
Also he flinched because his grandmother was ugly.
She scared him with the way that her hands were bony when she grabbed him. DArcy didn't like her at all
because of that.
So as david bowie turned back into a person and cast his gnarly 80's hair shadow over the land, everyone cowered in fear, but the director decided there shouldnt be a labyrinth 2.
Failed Theme Park
Seventeen is a funny age. You find yourself questioning things as i found out a mere week ago. I was sitting on a bus on a rainy day watching clouds burst before my eyes, scattering
water throughout the land.
But there was only enough for 3 pools and that wasn't nearly enough for the plan to make
the island into one gigantic pool park.
In one pool they kept a huge slide for the kids so that they could go there while their parents got smashed on tequilla. Underneath the pool was a secret hole where
the scientist would steal kids and rape them.
The whole town rallied against him, tried to get the scientist banished. But alas, their efforts were futile. He stole more and more each summer, luring them to his house with promises of
candy and games.
It was marvelous, nothing he had seen was quite like it, the sheer amazingness made him want to
die a never heard before death.
The parents never had a clue and by the time one of them sobered up enough to realise all of their children were dead, twenty others had died of liver failure and so the island was a total mistake and failed as a theme park.
If you work hard you'll achieve a happy ending, even if it has nothing to do with what you were striving for
A young man from Drayton Valley was a strange man. He was hell bent on losing every competition in the province and the big accordian match
was coming up and he wanted to lose badly.
He waited until they said go and then he pretended to suddenly sprain his ankle. "Ah!!" He yelled as everyone took off. Jenna rushed to his side. "what's wrong?" She said looking horrified. "I BROKE MY FRIGGEN ANKLE!!" He cried and fell down on his red jeans.
I grabbed his hand, a smile on my face. "careful man, you almost
ripped your pants. He dusted himself off.
This was bad. He had imagined himself in this situation before but never thought it would happen. So he did the only thing he thought could fix it and
went to the tallest building in town.
On top of the hill Jack Skellington was overlooking christmas town with excitement. "sally this is where we
will settle down and raise our family!"
She nodded. "I want lots and lots of babies! Make me a baby factory!" So he did and they both lived happily with their dozens of Mcdonalds-addicted kids.
The Last Bullet Was a Blank
Amie and Chicago sat in their home on the hill in Winchestertonvilledrivetown. The old man across the street had been looking after there dog and they missed it dearly. "Can I go get Chester?" Amie begged. "I'll go get it." Chicago insisted, and she went up the
hill to the old man's house.
I began to climb, feeling myself tire with each step, arm stretched toward my goal. Upon reaching the old mans house I noticed this his shoes
were absent from the front porch.
Someone had stolen them!! His top of the line lawn gnomes. They reminded him of his world of warcraft characters because he only
ever picked gnomes. Though he had no idea why.
The old man coughed and died of fright. Chicago screamed "oh no! I fogot my cell at home! She ran down the street to get ahold of a phone so that she could call an ambulance. A soldier answered the door, he was blind and deaf, and all he could do was answer a door, which was weird because why would
they make a blind, deaf man a soldier?
"Why for you do this?" He said, as the gun was thrust into his hands. He turned the gun
on his superiors, and then on himself.
Hey, Ho, LETS GO!
